run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

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donnermaysilee:

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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